She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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