is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
he fucked my hip out of place.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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