You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
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He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
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FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
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