school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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