Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
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Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
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Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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