Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i just google imaged poop.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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