i wish peter jackson would direct porn
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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