peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
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is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
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