There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
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please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
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You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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