i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
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Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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