oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
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you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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