Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
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Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
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Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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