I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
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