Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
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The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
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We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.