So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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