do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
4 words: hood of his car
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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