Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
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