I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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