Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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