Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
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his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
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It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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