Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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