Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Your penis caused this!
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