How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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