Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
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If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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