Ambien. No doubt about it.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
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i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
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She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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