when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
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just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
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Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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