Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
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My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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