Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
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He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
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Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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