it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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