my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
We were destined to go to rehab together
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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