got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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