Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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