Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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