is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
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I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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