im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
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So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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