420 ftw
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
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... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
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You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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