you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
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On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
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