She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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