You just made me feel so damn special
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
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It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.