TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.