And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?