hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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