did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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