So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
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Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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