"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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