We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
bring money and cleavage
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I love you. Go after that dick
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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