Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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