is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
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My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
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