just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
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It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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