the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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