That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
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A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
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I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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