Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.