the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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