Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
Randomize
