THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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